this image is part of the footage captured by a horrified passer-by and sent to our local online news website. in it, a woman stops her car by the side of the road (causing a traffic jam behind her) and removes her shoe to hit her boyfriend (possibly) in his groin. repeatedly. in full view of everyone nearby. one can only speculate as to the reason why something like this would happen in our peaceful little island:
1. her shoe was out of shape and his balls had just the right firmness and suppleness for her to hammer the shoe back into shape.
2. he's the boss of a shoe manufacturing company and she's his QC manager.
3. his groin cramped up from having sat for too long in the car and he was fearful of deep vein thrombosis.
4. after this, they drove over to another hdb carpark where it was then his turn to hit her in the crotch with his shoe.
5. due to the economic crisis, they ran out of money for his vasectomy.
6. the neighbor's pet hamster developed a taste for human testicles, and she was trying to save their unborn children.
7. he was having trouble expanding his vocal range. can't hit that high C!
kids, don't try this at home.
try it at your nearest carpark so STOMP can have more cool videos :)
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