Monday, August 31, 2009

mayday dna tour 2009

went for mayday's dna concert on saturday night. no need to be a mayday fan to enjoy their performance! thought it was really considerate of them to sing, dance, and scream for more then 4 hours just so their fans got enough mayday to last for the rest of the year, until they visit our lil island again. and i really love their lyrics! so meaningful and heartfelt, it's amazing how they manage to take those unexpressed emotions that reside deep in our hearts and put them into words, and when you're in the company of thousands of other fans singing along with you, you realize that everyone around you has experienced those moments of sadness, joy, loneliness, freedom and hope at one point or another in their lives.

oh, love how they screen their lyrics too, so everyone can sing along. one giant indoor ktv stadium!

glad you enjoyed it. maybe one day i'll be as crazy about them as you are! :)

Friday, August 28, 2009

he likes it la please


this image is part of the footage captured by a horrified passer-by and sent to our local online news website. in it, a woman stops her car by the side of the road (causing a traffic jam behind her) and removes her shoe to hit her boyfriend (possibly) in his groin. repeatedly. in full view of everyone nearby. one can only speculate as to the reason why something like this would happen in our peaceful little island:

1. her shoe was out of shape and his balls had just the right firmness and suppleness for her to hammer the shoe back into shape.
2. he's the boss of a shoe manufacturing company and she's his QC manager.
3. his groin cramped up from having sat for too long in the car and he was fearful of deep vein thrombosis.
4. after this, they drove over to another hdb carpark where it was then his turn to hit her in the crotch with his shoe.
5. due to the economic crisis, they ran out of money for his vasectomy.
6. the neighbor's pet hamster developed a taste for human testicles, and she was trying to save their unborn children.
7. he was having trouble expanding his vocal range. can't hit that high C!

kids, don't try this at home.

try it at your nearest carpark so STOMP can have more cool videos :)

Thursday, August 27, 2009

danyl johnson



even better than stacey. check out the two female judges blushing when he looks at them.

stacey soloman



this girl rocks. i was biting my fingers throughout her song...

let me pleeeaaassseeee



my first-month prezzie for you :)

sorry it wasn't a surprise but i was so excited i couldn't help showing you this even before i finished it... i hope it makes your day an awesome day.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

haikupost 06

boss is not around
time settles down to a crawl
i want to go home

Monday, August 24, 2009

aliens go home!



if aliens were cute and cuddly, will still we throw them in refugee camps? if you aren't planning to watch district 9 (must watch in cinema!), you are really missing out. this modern day fable hurls aliens into our faces to show us just what it means to be human -- to smile, to love, to fear, to hate, to be in awe, to lie and cheat and sell ourselves, to be self centred, to sacrifice, to want above all else to be loved and accepted.

and the aliens! crazy for cat food, with flies buzzing around them... how awesome is that.

and how true it is that, given enough time, humans will exploit anything and everything for personal gain, even a clearly superior species with enough weaponry (not to mention overdeveloped fast-twitch muscles) to turn us all into sidewalk splatter in a matter of seconds.

i can't wait for the sequel. there has to be a sequel PLSSSSssssss......

Sunday, August 16, 2009

the first song that anyone has ever written for me

this song made me happy. and even happier when i realized how nice it sounds on the guitar!

<如果可以>

你不要再哭泣,这是新的一天,
请不要在脸上下起雨,
让大家都狼狈

如果你觉得,好疲惫
挂上一张笑脸
不如你再靠近一点点
让我给你安慰

如果可以,我给你快乐,
如果可以,这双手就让你握着。
如果可以,我不会让你走的,
不管你去到那里,我都会在左右守着。

请不要再伤悲,时间刻刻溜走,
还有那么多美好季节
等我们去享受

放开无聊的回忆
抛开你的过去
你不需要再难过
因为我会等在这里

如果可以,我给你快乐,
如果可以,这双手就让你握着。
如果可以,我不会让你走的,
不管你去到那里,我都会在左右守着。

我会逗你笑
若你让我留下
我会帮你把
所有眼泪擦掉
我会陪着你
过双人游
and everything will be
just fine

Thursday, August 13, 2009

we are heartbreakers
we are life savers
we are little lost children
in a brave new world

we are in pieces
but we're not broken
let me stay a little while
and i will show you what i've learned

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

contrary to my deepest fears, my oxygen tank did NOT blow up on me, nor did i lose any fingers to marauding underwater beasts. instead, i had the most surreal and fascinating weekend drifting through the clear blue waters off redang and seeing a part of this world that before this weekend had only existed (to me) in theory.

my eternal gratefulness to w for dragging me kicking and screaming to this otherworldly experience.



...wish you could see what i saw. wish you could be awestruck by the same beauty that left me speechless (haha though being speechless 18m underwater doesn't really mean anything)...wish you were there when the sun rose up coyly from beyond those islands... or maybe you were?

Friday, August 07, 2009

happy to:

1. see your face every morning
2. be accredited
3. feel the phone vibrate
4. watch you smile
5. be a zombie every night
6. hear you sing
7. sing with you
8. fit nicely together
9. dream
10. be in love with my best friend.