Thursday, January 07, 2010

sunny days ahead please!

i'm in a state of head-bobbing, spasmodic twitching, cold-sweating excitement about Megazip Adventure Saturday. i'm so excited i just want to call in sick and sit at home curled up in my bed with a silly smile on my face until 10am, 9 January 2010 (which actually doesn't say much because that's pretty much my default feeling these days).

the bad news is, my level of excitement is very often inversely proportional to the probability of things going well. therefore, the following are most likely to happen this saturday:

1. it's going to rain
2. i'm going to be violently sick
3. north korea is going to nuke singapore by accident, triggering a nuclear winter and the next ice age. hence closing down megazip adventure park.

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