Disclaimer: To all my gal friends, this blog is meant to be read in a good mood, and if you are not currently in that state of mind, please kindly refrain from glancing down. The author of this blog is not responsible for any dashed egos or anything of that sort.

if you're happy and you know it please carry on.

I was just thinking the other day how strange the opposite gender is. In the light of the impending VDAY, i will attempt to pen down some of my thoughts and experiences.

1. girls get sad/happy for the most inexplicable of reasons, which remain inexplicable even after they are made known.

2. they manage to read into the slightest of issues and blow them up to gargantuan proportions

3. they laugh and giggle together with no prior warning and then resolutely refuse to discuss the sources of their amusement.

4. they simply refuse to tell you why they are angry with you, so that instead of being able to change your behaviour, you end only being able to pacify them for one moment and having to make the same mistake over and over and over again.

5. they live lives shrouded in mystery, and believe that sharing their opinions with normal guy friends is a compromising act that would make them susceptible to ill intentions and/or affect their image. even when they know that playing computer games and watching soccer leaves no space in the minds of guys for deep stuff like these.

6. they think that starving themselves is a worthwhile cause, even when they know just how fun dieting is in places like ethiopia and other health conscious parts of africa. there's just something fundamentally immoral about paying 10 bucks to enter the dining hall and eat a bowl of salad.

7. they refuse to discuss their weight. as if guys looking at a slender and pretty girl would be severely put off if she weighs 60kg.

8. they find it ridiculous and amusing that guys only care about superficial things like appearances and feel that these things aren't what matter. yet they refuse to discuss their weight.

9. they consider it a criminal act to go to the restroom alone. (thank you simtong for this contribution) thus a dinner table with 7 girls and 3 guys often has very drastic changes in occupancy.

10. they can spend more than an hour combing their hair, when it comes out no different than before.

11. they think guys are disgusting, but they love guys nonetheless. how can any self respecting girl endure a 1 minute kiss with a guy???



I think girls are the most wonderful creatures on earth. loving a girl (and having her love you back) is the most wonderful experience on earth.

Anyways, I'd really like to see what girls think about guys.... lydia, tian ai or vicki please post a blog? :)


cheers,
kenneth