she wants me to write about her dog. let's see. Princess Gabrielle of Applewood Farms. Gabbi. don't call her gabriel, or applewood, or farm for that matter, cos you can't cut it short. it's either Princess Gabrielle of Applewood Farms, or Gabbi, or you just keep quiet and show some respect.

cutest thing on earth-dark chocolate-itty bitty all over-floppy-tennis ball-curls-more curls-cutest thing on earth-can't reach the doorknob-my pillow-she's never ever gonna have sex-fluffy puffy all over-stares up at me-cutest thing on earth.

deep breath.

scratches really hard.